prospector and the gunslinger
old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western
He'd been out in the desert for about six
months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up
to the first saloon he came to and tied his
old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust
from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked
out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a
bottle of whiskey in the other. The
gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and
said, "No, I never did dance. I just never
A crowd had gathered by then and the
gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're
gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the
old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and
everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he
holstered his gun and turned around to go back
into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his
shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a
double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
turned around looking down both barrels of the
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule
square on the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No.
But I've always wanted to."
Don't mess with old farts