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PLEASE give it a thought when
you have a moment....
Very eloquently put............don't you think?
Naxine on "Driver Safety" "I
can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands
free for making gestures.".......
Naxine on "Housework"
"I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to
clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Naxine on "Lawn Care" "The
key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one
who is muscular and shirtless."
Naxine on "The Perfect Man"
"All I'm looking for is a guy
who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and
then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up
and ready when needed."
Naxine on "Technology Revolution" "My
idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Naxine on "Aging" "Take
every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if
the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
are urinate and attend funerals
.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?
(Now that's scary!)
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Porsche than a Kia.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching
somewhere...you may be dead.
NAXINE
HAS MY VOTE!...
Submitted by Esther L. , My cardiac rehab nurse, Pennsylvania. She even looks a
bit like Maxine!
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