The Italian Golfer
sent by Don T> Michigan
>> > An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a
>> > doctor
>> > is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay
>> > in such great physical condition?"
>> > I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and
that's why I'm
>> > in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and
out golfing ,
>> > down the fairways." "Have a glass of vino, and all is
>> > "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but
there's got to be
>> > more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
>> > "Who said my Dad's dead?"
>> > The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old
>> > and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
>> > "He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In
fact he golfed
>> > with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
>> > that's why he's
>> > still alive ... he's Italian
>> > and he's a golfer too."
>> > Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure
there's more to
>> > it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he
>> > died?"
>> > Who said my grandpa's dead?" "He's still akick'n."
>> > Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old
>> > and your grandfather's still living!
>> > Incredible, how old is he?"
>> > "He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.
>> > The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I
>> > went golfing with you this morning too?"
>> > No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's
>> > At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
"Getting married!! Why
>> > would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
>> > Who said he wanted to?"