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"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."     

~ Michael Pritchard

 

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SENIORARK  HUMOR PAGES, GROWING DAILY

new pages added regularly - - please send your humor for publication

ALSO SEE HUGE FUNNY PICTURE SECTIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

 most recent first

26 HAPPIEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD

I'VE SURE GOTTEN OLD

AMISH MAN AND THE ELEVATOR

OXYMORONS

SENIOR MAN AT THE SUPER BOWL

HOW FIGHTS START

TOP CARE FOR THE ELDERLY

MOTHERHOOD IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

                BRIAN'S MOTHER COMES TO DINNER

                        ERIC, THE SMILING ROOSTER

                             THE HUMAN BODY EXPOSED      

                                         AIN'T IT THE TRUTH

                                            <<<<MAKING A BABY

                                        ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES - - REALLY!!            

                                  NAXINE GOES TO WORK AT WAL-MART

                                                                                             DEAR LORD

                                                                                  BEST WAY TO CLEAN A TOILET

MENTAL ACUITY TEST - USE WITH CAUTION

HE WOKE UP TO HIS ALARM

PFIZER ANNOUNCEMENT??

CHILDREN WRITE ABOUT THE OCEAN - TRUE

YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND (requires power point)

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL? 

KID'S HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA                                         

                                   EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50

'TWAS THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS>>>>>

                                                       MORNING SEX

                                   HOW QUICKLY THE YEARS PASS

                                           WHERE TO LIVE AFTER RETIREMENT

                                                                    GIVING UP WINE

                          123                                  

JAPANESE ECONOMY CRATERS

QUALIFICATIONS TO BE VICE PRESIDENT

WHEN HALLMARK WRITERS GOOF OFF

WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN

SITE NAMES GONE BAD   

 SMART ASS!            

          <<<<GETTING RID OF THE CAT

      MY "PRIVATE PART" DIED

  ROBOT LIE DETECTOR

                        DOCTORS DEBATE A NEW HOSPITAL WING

SENIOR BREAKFAST SPECIAL

WHICH SERVICE WAS IT?

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM

TOMBSTONE TIDBITS

BUILDING THE SECOND ARK                                               

                                            THE NEW ELECTRIC TRAIN >>>>>

               THE BUS AND THE ZIPPER

                  HOW ITALIANS DO BUSINESS

IS THE COMPUTER MALE OR FEMALE?

CIA ASSASSIN'S TEST

FOUR STRANGERS ON A TRAIN

16 THINGS IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN

PROOF THE WORLD IS NUTS

16-YR-OLDS ANSWER QUESTIONS

OBAMA AND CLINTON AS A PARADE FLOAT IN GERMANY

DEAR DR RUTH

A FEW QUICKIES                           

                                                            SENIOR CITIZENS ARE VALUABLE: 5 REASONS                          

                                               <<<< WHEELS OF LIFE

                                       MEXICAN MAYONNAISE

                                   STUCK

                                                                       NEW WINE FOR SENIORS

FUN AT THE NURSING HOME

30 OBSERVATIONS OF MARRIAGE                   

                                                            THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF 7 AFFAIRS

                                                                   LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL >>>

                                         NUN IN HOOTERS     

WHOA, WHAT A RIDE!!!

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

DIVORCE VS MURDER

MOOSE ON THE PLANE

BOVINE POLITICS

34 THINGS TO PONDER

HEAVEN OR HELL?

CAN'T GET INTO THE RESTROOM

        BETTER THAN A FLU SHOT            

5 NUNS IN TOWN

                                   <<<THEY WALK AMONG US

                              FREE MONITOR SCREEN CLEANER

                          WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS

                        URINE DIAGNOSIS

85 YEAR OLD STUD

TIMELESS, FUNNY QUOTES

FROM YEARS OF OBSERVATION

THOSE CRAZY MAILBOXES-PHOTOS

HER FOUR HUSBANDS      

WHAT TO SAY WHEN CAUGHT SLEEPING ON YOUR KEYBOARD

OLD BUTCH

GRUMPY REALITY

OLD PROSPECTOR AND THE GUNSLINGER

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

                                                    11 LESSONS FROM NOAH'S ARK

                                     DON'T MESS WITH CHILDREN

<<<REDNECK STUFF - PHOTO SERIES

 STRANGE THINGS "SEEN ON SIGNS"

                                 FRISKY BOYS IN TRAINING

                          HE 710

                        SIMILES SMILES

                                    THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

THERE REALLY IS A HO HO PLAZA

OLDSTER'S LAMENT

MONK'S TRANSLATION

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES                          

                                       SHE WAS JUST SUNBATHING>>>>>>>>>>

WOMEN SAY  "MEN ARE LIKE..."

                                       DISORDER IN THE AMERICAN COURTS

                            SOMETHING TO GIVE THE LADIES CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

SHE TRIED DIRECT DEPOSIT

IN PRISON, OR AT WORK?

SHOCKED BARTENDER

HEARD ON THE SIDEWALK

                MEN, WOMEN, AND HANDS

                   NOTE TO EVERYONE

                                                 <<< "PAST-IT", THE CYBER MOUSE

                         JEWS AND THE GENITALS

                        WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER?

                      HOW ADAM GOT EVE

                   SEX IN THE DARK

          A BARBIE FOR HIS DAUGHTER

               THE PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD

PROVEN: ASS-KISSING BEATS HARD WORK BY 20%

NAXINE IS EATING RIGHT

HOW TO SHOWER CORRECTLY

ALASKA GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE

KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA

THE MIDDLE WIFE

 TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT?

                                                               HOLD YOUR HAT               

                                                           BIBLE SALESMEN       

                                                  HIT IN THE GROIN?

                                             MEDICARE CALLING

                                            MENTAL SHARPNESS TEST            

            DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?>>>

                                                                    YOU WON'T SEE ME

LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

POPOURRIE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

BUMPKIN AT THE BROTHEL

TRUCKS GONE WILD

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD

MILITARY HUMOR

                                       JUST MAKES YOU WONDER

                                       <<<UNUSUAL FOREPLAY

                         86-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TICKED OFF BY HER BANK  

                                      SQUARE TESTICLES

                         WHEN A WOMAN WEARS LEATHER

     BUBBA AND JUNIOR

   2007 HOOTERS CALENDAR                      

                                                             BEE HELPS OUT - OF - GAS CAR>>>

                                                                                       THE BLONDE PAINTER

                                                                                              WHY PARENTS DRINK

                                                                                                       AMAZING SHORT QUIZ

       FLAT CHEST MIRACLE

24 WORDS OF WISDOM

                                                              SOME "BEING OVER 50" PERKS

                                                THOSE WHO WAIT UPON THE LORD

                                                  IT HURTS WHEN I TOUCH ME

BILL AND HILLARY AT THE YANKEE'S SEASON OPENER>>>                        

  DUI - - UPPER MICHIGAN STYLE

                         TICKLE ME ELMO TURMOIL

                           WHO WAS JESUS?

                                                           FOUL MOUTHED, SEX OBSESSED, PIGS

                                                                               GOD AND THE BATHROOM LIGHT

           THE CHURCH GOSSIP

                                           4 GUYS FISHING              

DONALD AND HIS NEW TROUSERS

AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...

                              SPURNED WIFE'S CURTAIN ROD REVENGE

                                                                                               <<<OLD LOVE

         20 WAYS TO DRIVE TELEMARKETERS INSANE

                           SHORT TAKES

                         SAD LETTER TO "DEAR ABBY"

                  CHILDREN'S REAL LETTERS TO GOD

                TRUE TALES FROM THE DOCTOR

HOSTESS SUES HOOTERS

                              SMARTEST PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

              SAD STORY OF THE FARMER'S DONKEY

UGLY DOGS>>>

                       FIND ANYONE'S DRIVERS LICENSE

                          GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND

TOILET PAPER AND LIFE

STINKING LITTER?

                         FOUND ON PRODUCT LABELING

                                                          GENERIC VIAGRA                                 

               DOUBLE TAKES - - Things not as they first appear                                                             

                                                                      (pictures)

MANY QUICK ONE-LINERS (The grandchildren will love them)

BILL GATES TAKES ON GM  (or visa versa)

THE PASTOR'S ASS

                                           UNIONIZED HOOKERS

<<<A MICHIGAN FISH STORY

 

            MEDICAL TEST

 

                   NEW SEAT BELT LAW

 

 TALIAN GOLFER

 

HARMONIC MOVEMENT

 

LITTLE OLD SPIRITUAL LADY

 

 

 

ASK YOUR VET IF VIAGRA IS RIGHT FOR YOU

 

              DROWNING IN OIL???>>>

 

WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE LEFT ALONE

                 3 BLONDES APPLYING FOR JOB

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE  FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE     

 

                                              MY IDEAL MAN

THE 3 STAGES OF A MAN'S SEX LIFE

KID SCIENCE 

THE MEDICARE TWILIGHT ZONE  (do do do do do do do do) By Notso Funny

Are You Ready for  Some  Halloween Dogs

    THE TOMATO GARDEN

AN OLD DOG HAS SOME NEW TRICKS TOO

THE FIRST KISS IS THE HARDEST

OLD MAN AND PUNK AT THE MALL

AND THEY SAY MEN PICK ON WOMEN?

DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?

SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA HAVE A NAP

"REAGAN AND THE QUEEN" Fantastic!

SHIPWRECKED MAN FINDS WOMAN ON DESERTED ISLAND

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Ten "Elderly Gentleman" Jokes

          SHE TOLD ME WE COULDN'T AFFORD BEER

                    BEST LAWYER STORY EVER

HOW TO DISCIPLINE A CHILD                                             

ILLEGAL IN SOME CITIES AND STATES

MEDICAL TALES

TATTOO OF THE YEAR

STRESS TEST

IN THE LAND OF SANDRA DEE

WISDOM IN A SMALL PACKAGE

SENIOR EXERCISES (HUMOR)

 CHILDREN'S ANSWERS ON THE BIBLE

                      CAN COLDWATER CLEAN DISHES?

NAXINE IS MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT

BUSH HAS FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT

MY KIND OF WAL-MART SHOPPER

PICTURES THAT MAKE YOU SAY  "Ahhhhh"

 

HUGE FUNNY PICTURE SECTIONS

 

* Pictures that make you say "Ahhhhh"

* Double-Takes - Whaaaat was that?

* Redneck Pictures    Good Friends Are Hard to Find
* Frisky Boys in Training * Funny Things Seen on Signs
   Deer Rescued in the Chesapeake Bay * Maxine Acts Up,  Series
* Ugly Dogs? * Do You Remember?
   Children's  Real Letters to God    Massive Free Photography Site (external)
* Special Fun Videos    Life and Toilet Paper in Pictures
* Polar Bear  (amazing picture story)    If Women Controlled the World
   Amazing Trucks    True Fish Story in Pictures
   October 2007  Southern California Wildfires    New Orleans Pet Rescue Story
* ILLUSIONS  -  Are you sure?    "PAST-IT" The Cyber Mouse
* Those Crazy Mailboxes-PHOTOS  
   Dogs In Halloween Drag    Balloon Art

 

 


 

 

A little wisdom on the subject of laughter:

"Laughter is part of the human survival kit." ~ David Nathan

"You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature."  ~ William Rotsler

"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." ~ Erma Bombeck

"If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter." ~ Henry Elliot

"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself." ~ Charles Schulz (cartoonist--Peanuts)

"He who laughs, lasts." ~ Mary Pettibone Poole

"Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?" USA Today

 

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