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Luigi says to his son:
'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'

Son says: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'
Luigi says: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter . . .'
Son answers: 'Well, in that case . . . OK''

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says.
'I have a husband for your daughter ...'

Bill Gates answers: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'
Luigi says: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank'
Bill Gates answers: 'Ah, in that case . . .  OK'

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi says: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a

President answers: 'But I already have more vice-presidents
than I need!'
Luigi says : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President answers: 'Ah, in that case . . .  OK'


And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.

thanks to Earl Bowings

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