A pastor concluded that
his church was getting into serious financial
troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he
discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had
never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday
sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the
congregation who would be willing to sell the bibles
door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately
needed money for the church.
Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to
volunteer for the task. The minister knew that Jack
and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were
likely capable of selling some bibles. But he had
serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who
had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed
by his speech impediment.
Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, not wanting to
discourage Louis, the minister decided to let him try
anyway.
He sent the three of them away with the back seat of
their cars stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet
with him and report the results of their door-to-door
selling efforts the following Sunday.
Eager to find out how successful they were, the
minister immediately asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did
you make out selling our bibles last week?"
Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack
replied, "Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell
20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf
of the church." "Fine job, Jack!" The minister said,
vigorously shaking his hand. "You are indeed a fine
salesman and the Church is indebted to you."
Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many bibles did you
sell for the church last week?" Paul, smiling and
sticking out his chest, confidentl replied "I am a
professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of
the church, and here's $280 I collected." The
minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul.
You are truly a professional salesman and the church
is also indebted to you."
Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said,
"And Louie, did you manage to sell any bibles last
week?"
Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.
The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What
is this?" the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's
$3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320
bibles for the church, door to door, in just one
week?"
Louie just nodded. "That's impossible!" both Jack and
Paul said in unison. "We are professional salesmen,
yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as
we could.""Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister
agreed.
"I think you'd better explain how you managed to
accomplish this,Louie." Louie shrugged . "I-I-I
re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for
sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered. Impatiently, Peter
interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie, just tell
us what you said to them when they answered the door!"
"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Louis replied ,
"W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to
b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten
b-b-b-bucks---o-o-o-or---wo-wo-would yo-you
j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here
and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"