WON'T SEE ME
A married man left work early one Friday,
but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying
with the boys. When he finally returned
home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case
and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing
and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and
made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't
see me for a couple of days?".....
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked
up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't
see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he
could see her a little out of the corner of his left