| Home | Why? | Tip Topics | Links |  News  | Photos/Contact | Message Post | Recipes | Site Map |

.

 Congratulations!  You have found the most comprehensive independent "over 50" site on the web!!  You, or someone you love, will benefit from:  www.SeniorARK.com  Thousands of valuable Money-Saving Tips and Links to help Seniors and Caregivers Survive retirement! 

And it's FREE

I need to save money on Utilities            I need help as a Caregiver.              Who are you anyway ?

take me to some humor    Health pages on SeniorArk?    health tips   -   health links   -   medicare

 

 YOU WON'T SEE ME

 

A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?".....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
 
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.  Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

V

V

V

V

V

 

retirement housing on less than a shoestring

  Search for any word on this SeniorARK site

 

       Click to add SeniorArk to your favorites!  

 

www.SeniorARK.com                                        email: SeniorARK@aol.com