Men are
like laxatives. They irritate the shit out of
you.
Men are like bananas. The older they get, the
less firm they are.
Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done
to change them.
Men are like electric blenders. You need one
but you're not sure why.
Men are like chocolate bars ... Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your thighs.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich,
warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like TV commercials. You can't believe
a word they say.
Men are like department store sales. Their
clothes are always half off.
Men are like government bonds. They take over
25 years to mature.
Men are like horoscopes. They always try to
tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.
Men are like popcorn. They satisfy you ... but
only for a little while.
Men are like lava lamps ... fun to look at but
not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones
are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Men are
like computers ... hard to figure out and
never have enough memory.
