CARE FOR THE ELDERLY
man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in
"How are you grandpa?" He asks
"Feeling fine" says the old man
the food like?
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young
nurses really take care of you"
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?"
"No problem at all, nine hours solid every
night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of
hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that's
it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little
alarmed by this, so rushes off to question
the nurse in charge.
"What are you people doing" he says. "I'm
told you're giving an 85 year old Viagra on
a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes" replies the nurse. "Every night
at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate
and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully