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 They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
   I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
  gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the
  money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
  favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew
  what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money
  back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
  They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

  I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
  Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
  chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
  buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free".
   She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

  They Walk Among Us!

  One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of
  them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky
  and said, "Where"?
  They Walk Among Us!

  While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which
  direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
  waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
  north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and
  has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up
  with all that stuff."

   They Walk Among Us!!

  I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
  got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
  open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
  days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
  to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
  They Walk Among Us!
   My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
  seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

   They Walk Among Us!

  My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
  discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
  cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.


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