This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

      1977: Long hair
      2007 : Longing for hair


      1977: KEG
      2007: EKG



      1977 : Acid rock
      2007 : Acid reflux



      1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
      2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm



      1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
      2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
      


      1977 : Seeds and stems
      2007 : Roughage
     


      1977 : Hoping for a BMW
      2007: Hoping for a BM



      1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
      2007 : Receiving a new hip joint
     


      1977 : Rolling Stones
      2007: Kidney Stones



      1977 : Screw the system
      2007: Upgrade the system



      1977 : Disco
      2007: Costco



      1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
      2007: Children begging you to get their heads
      shaved



      1977 : Passing the drivers' test
      2007: Passing the vision test



      1977 : Whatever
      2007:  Depends

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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this  year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

      The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.


      They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


      Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


      Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

      The CD was introduced the year they were born.


      They have always had an answering machine


      They have always had cable.


      They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


      Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


      Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


      They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.


      They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.


      They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


      They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."


      They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.


      McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


      They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


      Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...       So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!