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THE BLONDE  PAINTER...


This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
 

While her husband is off to work she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.


Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

 

He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He walks over and asks her if she is OK.


She replies yes.


He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.


He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.


She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can     and it read.

 

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

 
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