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THE 710

 

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"



She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.



The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.



He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is there a 710 on this car?"



She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."



This is what she pointed to...


 

 
 

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