There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always
insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a
wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down and saw her husband was
holding a battery-operated leisure device... A
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent
bastard,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."
Thanks to D.T., Mich
