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The Seniors Breakfast Special

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Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!!  

Even non-seniors will appreciate it!!!!!  It pays to think outside the box!

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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents

Because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked

Incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife  replied.

She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than

Once

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