Proof!
The World Is Nuts
In
Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death
(Like
THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do
they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
"(A
brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is
decapitation.
(Much
worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them
for the privilege of having sex for
the first time reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's
just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
Lord of a mediaeval manor perhaps - i.e. "droit de
seigneur"
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!
Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England-
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But
of course!)
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In
Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes
one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia
ITC;" it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time."
(I
presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may
be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises."
(Is
this a great country or what? Well, not as great as
Guam
!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Who
volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.
(Is
that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always
falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From
drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for
this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah,
geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I
know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I
know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last? Turtles can breathe through
their butts.
(And
I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thanks
to Bryan - - England
