Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed
by Pepsi Cola
as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally
pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no
longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs'
and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more
money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2040, there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them. If you
don't send this to five old friends right away there
will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
thanks to Don
Tilley, Troy, MI
