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THE PASTOR'S ASS
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the
race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: ...
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race. The
next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the
paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The
next day
the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief
and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and
enjoy life .. stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll live longer and be a lot happier!
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