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Old Man and Punk at the Mall
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court. I noticed an
old man watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and
blue. The old man kept staring at him.
The teenager
would look and find the old man staring every time. When
the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's
the matter old man, never done anything wild in your
life?
The old man did
not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
son."
Submitted by Esther, Greenville, Pennsylvania
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