An old man, Mr. Wallace,  was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked  him if there was anything wrong,

"Yes,  Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace.

"My Private Part  died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little  forgetful and

sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,

Mr. Wallace.  Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was  walking

down the  hall with his Private Part hanging out of his

pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr.  Wallace," she

said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your  Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I  can't," replied Mr. Wallace.

"I told you yesterday that my Private Part  died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did  tell me th at, but why

is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
 

 

 
(You've gotta love this ..)
"Well," he replied, "Today is the  viewing."

 

Thanks to Don T. , Michigan