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 MORNING SEX


 
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to fry eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

 
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

 
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

 
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

 
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

 
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

 
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' 

 

      

 

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