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A Michigan man was stopped by a game warden in  East Michigan recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water,  leaving a river well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man,  "Do you have a license to catch those  fish?"

"Naw, my friend,  I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet  fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and  let 'em swim' round for a while.  Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take  'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS!  Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for  a moment and then said, It's the truth. I'll show you.  It really  works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The man threw the fish into the river and stood and waited  After  several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well ?"

"Well, what?" said the man.

"When are you going to call them  back?"

"Call who back?"

"The  FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Michigan may not  be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.

 submitted by Don T., Troy Michigan

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