man was stopped by a game warden in East Michigan recently
with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a
river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let
'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump
right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The man threw the fish into the river and stood and waited
minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well ?"
"Well, what?" said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
We in Michigan may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as
dumb as most.
submitted by Don
T., Troy Michigan