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JUST PLAIN
GOOFY STUFF
Pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.
The bartender takes one look and say,
"Okay, I'll serve you, but you better not start anything".
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12
billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside
down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at
temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300C.
... The Russians used a pencil.
What weighs 5000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
...Cinderelephant!
Noah was running out of time to finish the ark and get all the
animals on board. His wife suggested that they continue
working on into the night to speed up completion. "How are we
going to work at night?" he asked. "Silly!" she replied, "You
just need to use your FLOOD lights!"
What did the tractor say to the plow?
Pull me closer, John Deere
"Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed the film from my camera."
"We'll just have to wait and see what develops."
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