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It Just Makes You Wonder
 
(1) My daughter went to a local Restaurant and ordered a taco.  She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce".  He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.  He was a chef?  Yup . . . .  from a Kansas City Taco Bell!
 
(2) I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked; "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge"?  To which I replied, "If it were without my knowledge, how would I know?"  He smiled knowlingly and nodded, "R-i-i-i-i-ght!  That's why we ask"!  Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
 
(3) I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself, and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on!  She is a Deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's Office!
 
(4) When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had inadvertantly been locked in it.  We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.  As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was unlocked.  "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"  His reply?  "I know - I already got that side."
This was a Ford Dealership in Canton, Mississippi !
 
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