|
 A
burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, "Jesus Is watching you.
"He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then
clicked the light on and began searching for more
valuables.
 Just
as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say
that?" he hissed at the
parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just
trying to
Warn you. "The burglar relaxed. "Warn me huh? Who in the
world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. .
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Replied the bird "The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus." |
