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IN PRISON OR AT WORK?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON YOU... BUT AT WORK YOU...

... spend the majority of your time

in a 10X10 cell

... spend the majority of your time

 in a 6X6 cubicle /office

     
... get three meals a day fully paid for ... get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
     
... get time off

for good behavior

... get more work

for good behavior

     

... have someone to lock and unlock all the doors for you

... must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
     
... can watch TV and play games ... could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
     
... get your own toilet ... have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
     
... are allowed to have your family and friends visit ... aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
     

... spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting to get out

and go inside bars

     
you must deal with sadistic wardens they are called managers
     
... have all expenses paid by the taxpayers with no work required ... get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails 

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