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IN
PRISON OR AT WORK?
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed
up, this should make things a little bit clearer. |
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IN
PRISON YOU... |
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AT
WORK YOU... |
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... spend the majority of your time
in a 10X10 cell
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... spend the majority of your time
in
a
6X6
cubicle /office
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... get three meals a day fully paid for
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... get a break for one meal and
you
have to pay for it
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... get time off
for good behavior
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... get more work
for
good behavior
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have someone to lock and unlock
all the doors for you
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... must often carry a security card and open all the
doors for yourself
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... can watch
TV and play games |
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... could get fired for watching
TV and
playing games |
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... get your own toilet
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... have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
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... are allowed to have your family and friends visit
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... aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
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... spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out |
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you spend most of your time wanting
to get out
and go inside bars
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you must deal with sadistic wardens |
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they are called managers
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... have all expenses paid by the taxpayers
with no
work required |
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... get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners
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THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS
PICTURE!!!! |
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Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check
emails |
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