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A brand new store has
just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
 When
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the
instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store
ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the
products increase as you ascend the flights. You may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help with the Housework.
"Oh, mercy
me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She
is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 -
You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store.
To avoid
gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
store just across the street
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money!
(The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.)
Thanks to Dana in Texas |
