How quickly the years pass...
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live
Tips for the ladies
in year 2008
1. Aspire to
be Barbie - the b****
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime,
and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the
5. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've
lost 15 days.
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl
panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and
this is just your personality.
8. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
9. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;
and makes you walk funny.
10. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into
lemonade then mix it with vodka.
is not about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning How to dance in the rain'