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Adam was hanging
around the garden of
Eden feeling very
lonely.
So, God asked him,
"What's wrong with
you?"
Adam said he didn't
have anyone to talk
to.
God said that He was
going to make Adam a
companion
and that it would be a
woman.
He said, "This pretty
lady will gather food
for you, she will cook
for you,
and when you discover
clothing, she will
wash it for you.
!
She will always agree
with every decision
you make and she will
not nag you,
and will always be the
first to admit she was
wrong when you've had
a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your
children.
and never ask you to
get up in the middle
of the night to take
care of them.
"She will NEVER have a
headache and will freely
give you love and
passion whenever you
need it."
Adam asked God, "What
will a woman like this
cost?"
God replied, "An arm and
a leg."
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Then Adam asked, "What
can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is
history.....
Send to all the women
who need a good laugh
and the men you think
can handle it.
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