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HIT IN THE GROIN?

 

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror  as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next  hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands  together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in  agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants  and
put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
 

 

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