THE BATHROOM LIGHT
An 80-year-old man
went for his annual checkup, and the doctor said, "Friend, for
your age you're in the best shape I've seen."
The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living.
I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."
The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean
life, the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me
every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the
night to go to the bathroom, the Lord himself turns on the
light for you?"
"Yep," the old man said.
The doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old
man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her
know what her husband said.
"Your husband's in fine physical shape," the doctor said,
"but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that
every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord
turns the light on for him."
"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So HE'S the one who's been
peeing in the refrigerator!"