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From Years of Observation



o Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

o A penny saved is a government oversight.

o The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

o The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

o The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

o He who hesitates is probably right.

o Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

o If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

o If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

o The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

o There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.  For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

o Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

o Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

o The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

o Some people try to turn back their odometers.  Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.  I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

o When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of algebra.

o You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

o One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

o Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

o First you forget names, then you forget faces.  Then you forget to pull up your zipper.  It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

o Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.  Today, it's called golf.

 

 

 

o Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!

Thanks to Earl Bowings

 

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