do we still have
An eighty-five year old lady
finished her annual physical examination,
Whereupon the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age,
But tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask
My husband," she said.
She went out to the reception room
And said: "Bob do we still have
Bob answered impatiently,
"If I told you once,
I told you a thousand times...