Bumpkin at the Brothel
country bumpkin, Billy, decided to try his luck in the big
city of Las
Vegas. This was his first trip ever off the farm. He
decided that before he lost all of his money in the
casinos, he would visit one of the Nevada houses off ill
repute, a brothel.
walked into the brothel, he was greeted happily by the
madam. "We have three girls, sir. The model is $100, the
housewife is $200, and the teacher is $300.
scratched his head, and thought to himself,
be a simple man from the country, but I reckon they have
backwards from what I figger."
don't want to spend a lot of money," Billy said, So I'll
just have that there model for $100."
madam sent him to the proper room. As he knocked on the
door, the model answered saying "Come on in darling, but
don't touch my hair because I just had it done, and be
careful, my nails are wet, and please don't mess up my
mascara and..." Billy stopped her and said, "I'm sorry I
must have the wrong room."
returned to the madam and told her, "I don't think much o
that there model youse got. Here's another $100. Send me
to the housewife."
Arriving at the second door of pleasure, Billy knocked.
"Come on in sweetie, but wipe you feet on the mat, I'm not
sweeping any straw off my floor, and don't be throwing you
clothes around, I just cleaned this place and..." Billy
excused himself saying, I am so sorry, I seem to have the
frustrated, and hot and bothered, Billy rushes back to the
madam. "That housewife was really nice and all, but it
ain't gonna work out between us. I have one more $100.
I'll pay it, but that school teacher better be hotter en a
sow in heat." The madam, having been paid $300 for the
teacher, says "You won't be disappointed sir."
Billy trots off to the teacher's door and knocks.
on in you special man, and sit right down. We are going to
have fun today. But we do have one very special rule in
don't do it exactly right the first time, we do it
...........until you do!!!!"