Bubba and Junior Measure a
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base
of a flag pole, looking up. A
blonde lady walked up and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flag pole", said
Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder".
The woman took a wrench from their tool kit,
loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.... She then
took a tape measure from the same kit, took a measurement
and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't
that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and
she gives us the length."
Bubba and Junior are currently supervising
the reconstruction of New Orleans..........