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Bubba and Junior Measure a Flagpole

 

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flag pole, looking up.  A blonde lady walked up and asked what they were doing.  "We're supposed to find the height of the flag pole", said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder".

 
The woman took a wrench from their tool kit, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down....  She then took a tape measure from the same kit, took a measurement and announced, "eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
 
Junior shook his head and laughed.  "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?  We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
 
Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.......... 

 

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