BRIAN'S MOTHER COMES TO DINNER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but
notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the
platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send
her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from
the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read: