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Amish Man and the Elevator
Amos Hostetler at 13,
New Wilmington, PA,
friend of SeniorArk.
Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is.
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to
watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened
up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son ..."Go get your mother."