it the truth:
Submitted by Bryan---Southeast England
Remember, some days
you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
If you tell the truth, you
don't have to remember anything.
If at first you don't
succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you think nobody cares
whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of
Never test the depth of
the water with both feet.
Experience is something
you don't get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and
a laxative on the same night.