85 Year Old Stud
An 85-year-old man marries a lovely 25-year-old
Because her new husband is so old, the woman
decides that on their wedding night they should
have separate suites. She is concerned that the
old fellow could over exert himself. After the
festivities she prepares herself for bed and for
the knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her
groom, ready for action. They unite in conjugal
union and all goes well, whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for
A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door
and there there stands the old guy -- ready for
more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to
is again successful, after which the octogenarian
bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point
and is close to sleep for the second time when
there is another knock at the door and there he is
again, fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As
they're laying in the afterglow, the young bride
says to him, "I am really impressed that a guy
your age has enough energy to go for it three
times. I've been with guys less than half your age
that were only good for one."
The old guy looks puzzled and turns to her and
says, "Was I already here?"