5 NUNS IN TOWN
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine
Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent
on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City
and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot
and humid in town and their traditional garb was
making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in
at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his
barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable
eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar
and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and
Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.
They, too, came for a cold drink when they were
shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
Sent by Dana T., Texas