FOUR MARRIED GUYS
First guy: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to
promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said
anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."