24 Words of
Wisdom
1. A day without sunshine - --is like night!
2. On the other hand - - -you have
different fingers.
3. 42.7 % of all statistics - - are
made up on the spot!
4. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad
name.
5. Remember, half the people you know
are below average!
6. He who laughs last - - - thinks
slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but
the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap!
9. Support bacteria! They're the only
culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the
sign of a bad memory!
11. Change is inevitable - - - except
from vending machines!
12. If you think nobody cares, try
missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in
psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand!
14. O.K.! So what's the speed of Dark?
15. When everything is coming your way,
You're in the wrong lane!
16. Hard work pays off in the future!
Laziness pays off NOW!
17. How much deeper would the oceans be
without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't
get sucked into jet engines!
19. What happens if you get scared half
to death - - twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for
your name?
21. Inside every older person is a
younger person wondering - -
"What the heck happened"?
22. Just remember - - If the world
didn't suck, we would all fall off!
23. Light travels faster than sound!
That's why some people appear
bright - - - until you hear them
speak!
24. Life isn't like a box of
chocolates! It's more like a jar of jalapeneos!
What you do today, might burn you
on the ass tomorrow!
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