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man, getting on in years, finds that he is
unable to perform in the
bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a
few things, but nothing seems
Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers
him to an African medicine
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.'
With that said, he throws a
white powder into a flame and there is a
flash with billowing blue
Then the African medicine man says 'This is
powerful healing but you can
only use it ONCE a year. All you have to do
is say '123' and it shall
rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks 'What happens when it's
over and I don't want to
The medicine man replies 'When your partner
can take no more and is
completely exhausted, all she has to say is
'1234' and it will then go
down. But be warned, it will not rise again
for another whole year!'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out
his new powers. That night
he showers, shaves and smothers himself in
He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife
and says '123' and he feels a
sudden movement in his trouser department,
just as the medicine man
His wife turns over and asks 'What did you
say '123' for ?