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 123

 
  A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the

 bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems

to work.

 

 Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to an African medicine

 man.

 

 The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws a

 white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue

 smoke.

 

 Then the African medicine man says 'This is powerful healing but you can

 only use it ONCE a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall

 rise for as long as you wish!'

 

 The man then asks 'What happens when it's over and I don't want to

 continue?'

 

 The medicine man replies 'When your partner can take no more and is

 completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will then go

 down. But be warned, it will not rise again for another whole year!'

 

 The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night

 he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.

 

 He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a

 sudden movement in his trouser department, just as the medicine man

 promised.

 

 His wife turns over and asks 'What did you say '123' for ?

 

 

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